#1 She wants to know how her new Bikini looks.
#2 It took her 6 hours to realize her mistake.
#3 He was at least honest in the end.
#4 Well that’s one way to respond to a wrong number
#5 You are not the father…
As if announcing you are pregnant isn’t nerve wracking enough.
#6 Not the best lead off.
Wait, you’re not Amanda?
#7 What, what in the butt.
Dude should have waited a little longer before revealing the truth.